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Million-dollar commercials.
Without the million dollars.
The ads people can't stop sharing? They're funny. Actually funny. Deadpan is the platform where you create broadcast-quality, humor-driven commercials — in days, from your browser, without agency retainers.
No spam. We'll email you once — when we're live.
Broadcast Quality
Full 30 or 60-second spots. Professional characters, voiceover, and cinematic scenes — not slideshow footage with a voiceover slapped on top.
Actually Funny
Our creative team specializes in one thing: humor that sells. Not quirky. Not cute. Funny.
Days, Not Months
From brand brief to finished commercial faster than your agency returns a brief. No calls. No meetings. No invoices with line items you don't understand.
From brief to broadcast in four steps.
No directors. No casting calls. No invoices with line items you don't understand.
Brief your brand in five minutes
A short form about your product, your audience, and how funny you want to get. That's it.
Pick your concept
Five commercial concepts land in your dashboard, usually within minutes. Pick the one that fits. Save the others for later.
Approve as you go
Review your script, characters, voices, and scenes at each stage — right in your workspace. Every step is yours to approve, refine, or redirect.
Download your commercial
A finished, broadcast-quality spot. Ready for YouTube, Meta, TV, or anywhere else your audience lives.
Questions we're already hearing.
Are these actually funny, or is that a marketing claim?
Fair question. The humor is built on a proven creative methodology used by some of the most-watched direct-response ads ever made. We're not generating “ha ha, product good” content. These are structured, character-driven comedy spots with proper hooks, pacing, and punchlines. When we launch, you'll judge for yourself.
Who actually makes my commercial?
You do, start to finish. You brief your brand, pick from concepts, and approve each step — all in your workspace. Our creative team is the engine under the hood, built on a proven methodology from some of the most-watched direct-response ads ever made. No account manager. No production calls. No scheduling. Your ads, your timeline, your browser.
How long does a commercial actually take?
Most spots are completed within 24–72 hours, depending on how quickly you make approvals at each stage. Yes, really.
What will it cost?
Less than an agency. More than nothing. We'll share exact pricing with the waitlist first — along with early-access discounts that won't be available at launch.
Your competitors are running boring ads.
That's actually great news for you. Be first in line when we open the doors.